1. ghosturie:

    patrick-stumps:

    ottermatopoeia:

    mattniskanenseyebrows:

    OCTOBER IS NEXT WEEK

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    OCTOBER IS THIS WEEK
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    OCTOBER IS TOMORROW

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    I͔̟̠̻̽̋̌͋͌́̆T̶̠̖̙͙͈̐͂S̽ͥͣ̄̄̚͝ ͖̞̈́͗̄̿͐O̠̪̙͊ͯ͒͐͐̐̐Cͭ̃͛́T̍ͣ́ͮͩŎ̈́҉Ḅ̞ͦ̾̄͗̓͛͘E̸̥̩̦̝̲̊̉͋̅̋̒̿R̲̝͔̪̬͎̯̎̋

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  2. letmejuststop-yourightthere:

    mamamidnight:

    hobo-golden:

    I’m so sorry but its just that time of year

    so totally not soorrryyyy YHEAAAA!!!!!!!!!

    Gotta love TheLivingTombstone.

    i was wearing headphones you pricks

  3. When getting out of the pool…

    sergiovargott:

    Expectations:

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    Reality:

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    (via punkgraveyard)

  4. realitytvgifs:

    My anaconda don’t want none unless you got

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    (via punkgraveyard)

  5. aconnormanning:

maneth985:

fallen-angel-with-a-shotgun:

dajo42:

if you dont have me on facebook you are probably not missing out on any posts but the comment section is important too lmao

I went to the Renaissance faire dressed as a warrior.  I had a real sword with me, too.  I was standing (in character) next to a sword-fighting ring, where kids of all ages got the chance to pick up a sword and challenge the champion.  Some woman walks by, with her little girl.  The girl starts walking towards the ring, saying she wants to fight.  But the mom pulled her away hella sharply, and was like, “That’s for boys.”  You don’t want to be a BOY, do you?”    And the girl looked around and saw me.  I think she thought I was a boy; I had my hair in a ponytail, and was wearing a hood.  So she comes up to me and asks me, “Do you think girls can be fighters, too?”  And her mom looks like she’s silently gloating.  Like she thinks I’m going to say no.  So I take off my hood, untie my hair so that it flows freely, and kneel before her.  And I’m like, “Milady, anyone can be a fighter.”  I swear, the look on that mother’s face made my day.



This post was good but then it got better

    aconnormanning:

    maneth985:

    fallen-angel-with-a-shotgun:

    dajo42:

    if you dont have me on facebook you are probably not missing out on any posts but the comment section is important too lmao

    I went to the Renaissance faire dressed as a warrior.  I had a real sword with me, too.  I was standing (in character) next to a sword-fighting ring, where kids of all ages got the chance to pick up a sword and challenge the champion.  Some woman walks by, with her little girl.  The girl starts walking towards the ring, saying she wants to fight.  But the mom pulled her away hella sharply, and was like, “That’s for boys.”  You don’t want to be a BOY, do you?”    And the girl looked around and saw me.  I think she thought I was a boy; I had my hair in a ponytail, and was wearing a hood.  So she comes up to me and asks me, “Do you think girls can be fighters, too?”  And her mom looks like she’s silently gloating.  Like she thinks I’m going to say no.  So I take off my hood, untie my hair so that it flows freely, and kneel before her.  And I’m like, “Milady, anyone can be a fighter.”  I swear, the look on that mother’s face made my day.

    This post was good but then it got better

    (via punkgraveyard)

  6. (Source: sizvideos, via punkgraveyard)

  7. merylstreeptease:

    It’s amazing the impact this second-long video made in my life

    (Source: buttsext, via tyleroakley)

  8. (Source: romanoss, via oarsis)

  9. believebeluga:

Wingardium leviorca

    believebeluga:

    Wingardium leviorca

    (Source: cetaceandreams, via lowse)

  10. insaneontheboeshane:

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    so is this a joke or what

    (via letmejuststop-yourightthere)

  11. xfullcanvasx:

"fight me you bitch"

    xfullcanvasx:

    "fight me you bitch"

    (Source: ForGIFs.com, via lowse)

  12. caseyanthonyofficial:

    evarren:

    eponiner:

    So my thirteen year old brother always asks to use my video camera. And I never knew why. But today I opened iMovie for the first time in months and THIS IS WHAT I FOUND.

    I DONT KNOW WHAT TO THINK.

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    This is rich with content and drama

    (via letmejuststop-yourightthere)

  13. i can maKE YOU A MAAAAAAAAn

    (Source: vaginoir, via jordandrobson)

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  15. drunkmom2007:

    supersmashbrothersbrawl:

    5ky1er:

    Mom: What do you want for your birthday?

    Meimage

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    kiss me hard before you go

    (Source: shitwine, via letmejuststop-yourightthere)

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